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[23 Aug 2005|11:01pm] |
If Jenny wasn't standing directly behind me right now, I'd be writing all about how she's back to giving me head three times a day and cooking all my meals. As it is...
Life's been pretty easy lately. And for the past, oh, ten years. Being Justin's bitch has its advantages. Free rent. Free food. Free cars. Free head. Oh, fuck. Was I not supposed to tell people about that? Right, you're straight. Got it. I forgot that's what we were still telling people. Just kidding.
...Or am I?
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